Salsa and LOTS of onions

So on facebook I said that I have figured out how to cut a TON of onions without crying and burning your eyes...and then on TV I saw Alton Brown from Good Eats talking about what to do and he said that you can do what I do if you want to look goofy...and then went on to talk about other solutions...and his is to have a super sharp knife...that's just too dangerous for me, so I'll stick to looking goofy with my goggles!

 

And this was about 1/8 of the onions I sliced.